Ask a Female Gamer
June 8th, 2009
I’ve decided that since the traffic on my site has exponentially increased since the last time I posted, it is probably time to actually start doing the “Ask a Female Gamer” post each week. None of you were asking any questions, so there was really nothing to ponder. Please leave your questions here…I can’t keep checking the forums for questions you want me to answer.
Ask away, and I will pick a couple of questions (no matter how crass…yes, I realize what I just said), and answer them all by Friday, in a video post. You hear that? FRIDAY. VIDEO POST. June..somethingish. I’m lazy. Go look it up yourselves. I have alliance to gank.
Barring voice chat, what specific attributes about yourself to you specifically identify or specifically avoid when playing multiplayer games in the general public? How does this change per game (if any)?
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As a female gamer, how would you be better served as an audience to interactive media?
Do you like fat guys wit’ no money? If so, plz send the noodz.
Ask a female gamer: so, aren’t you really some lonely middle-age dude in his parents’ basement?
how’d you get into gaming? do you think guys are more attracted to you because of it? and where are your modeling pics?
Are there more of your kind out there, with red hair, in the same geographical location, who are single? If so what can I trade to get one.
Ask a female gamer:
#Does male troll priests turn you on?
#What about gay undead warlocks @ IWINBUTTON?
#Would you spit IRL on someone admitting playing any kind of elves?
What do yo think of the dual spec- is it worth the pricetag? What’s your favorite race/class in WoW?
Would you be willing to put on a robe and wizard hat?
What makes female gamers special? (My gf is a WoW freak but she seems like a pretty normal player to me).
So, what draws you to WoW and other games more than the seemingly typical bejeweled and the like that most females tend to play?
How often do you end up muting/ignoring people? You know.. like the quality folks on ATOT.
ask a female gamer:
What makes you different from male gamers, as in, perhaps you’re not too rude with the noobs or maybe you prefer pvp to pve, also, are your wow toons female? do you play other “non-girlie” games than wow?
do you do webcam?
Did your cousin post those first pictures without your knowledge, or did you not yet know what kind of people visit ATOT when you consented?
Do you ever hang your head in shame and disappointment for male gamers when you get this much attention just for having tits?
My girlfriend also plays WOW, she’s HORDE as well and GANKS like freaking crazy. Then when they bring back like 3 80’s and camp her, she yells at me to login (I dont play anymore) and help her. Women, can’t live with them, can’t lock them in the basement.
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don’t f**k with me biznitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
Would you be willing to strap one on?
What are your plans for this website since you’ve got almost all of ATOT’s attention?
1. Make a website posing as a girl gamer
2. Post it on ATOT and get all the geeks excited with risque’ pictures
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
How do you deal with the attention you seem to gather from gamers everywhere? I play guild wars once awhile and ArenaNet as well as the gaming population seem to idolize female gamers and worship the every square inch of digital ground they walk on. Not one day do I not see people screaming “WHERE THE HELL IS MARIA OZAWA??? (some Japanese porn star)” and “what’s DJ Tesla’s IGN?? (Tesla is some DJ who ArenaNet has named a NPC after her).
I really appreciate all these questions you guys! Keep them coming, I’ll be answering them tomorrow!
My wife only likes games like The Sims or Bejeweled. Do you have any tips on how I could get her into more mainstream PC and PS3 games (rpg, fps, rts, etc.)?
What is GANKING? o.O
Will you go out with me?
Check one:
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Maybe
Hey it’s Saturday… cool video
Ever switched servers to play WoW with your co-workers?
@Vort
Got another do you game with or without pants? Hey your the one who hates them.