Okay stop being fucked up guys. SRSLY.
The other day I was checking through my twitter (because that’s what addicts do), and @wow_extreme posted a story about a man who convinced a 13 year old girl to come to California to have sex with him. Here is the story
First of all, did you SEE that picture of him? That’s disgusting. I bet this guy rubs his belly fat and thinks he’s found his dingaling. You can’t even reach past your fupa to touch yourself! You are no Arnie, with biceps so big and an unlimited bank account to have an assistant wipe his ass. Instead, you troll WoW hoping to find an underage child to do it for you. Normally I don’t judge, but this just seems like it’s screaming for it. For the love of all that is holy, I cannot get around how fat this man is.
Girls. Ladies. Women. Whatever. I understand how you feel about older men; I have dated my fair share because “guys my age just aren’t mature enough”. (Being in your 20’s makes that statement justified, IMHO) But this is just gross. If someone gave me the option of having sex with that man versus suicide, I’d commit the darkest and most evil of sins just to save myself from that. (Let’s not get into the philosophical argument about whether or not suicide is a sin, okay? We have more pressing matters to attend to, like extremely fat men trolling for children).
Do we need to start having meetings? Girls of the underage variety, do your elders need to have a chat with you about self esteem issues? Because when you grow up, you’ll find that men will say pretty much anything to get into your pants. ANYTHING. One guy even told me that I was the biggest bitch he ever dated (that one worked. He was also my boyfriend, does that count? I fail? Yep.) They will stop at nothing. Do you look fat in that dress? You might (we’ve all had those moments where the cut just isn’t right), but they aren’t going to tell you that. Why? The fight that ensues is not even a mark on their map as much as they’re thinking about the makeup sex. Why do you think we win arguments so often? They’re thinking about sex and not focusing on the topic at hand.
The fact this man did it over World of Warcraft is just plain awesome. And by awesome I mean that fucking fat fuck bullshit asshole. WoW is a place to get together and rape the proverbial face; not the underage real one. Don’t go there to have cyber-sex, that’s just nasty. There are plenty of sites out there for that, especially advertised on all the porn websites we’ve been telling people we go to instead of admitting to playing WoW in public.
(Sidenote: I’m sorry if I offended anyone, but this made me mad and instead of ripping apart my shirt in anger I just decided to write a really crappy blog post. kthx!)
Look! He’s in bear form!
Oh look I found a better pic for you all ewwwwwwww =)
http://lakeconews.com/content/view/7920/764/
Ok but I have to chime in on the fat dress thing. We don’t say anything because we (males) don’t notice crap like that. =) And yes the vast majority will say anything to get in your pants but there are exceptions to the rule
For a while now I’ve been of the opinion that the human race was sliding toward a real-life Idiocracy. This story and its accompanying picture make me believe it’s already too late.
Einstein said, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
That pretty much solidified his genius.
That guy looked like the dude from South Park…It’s worse in Second Life, there was an underground pedo club there ( which I hope was shut down…)
@Eric good God man I’ll need more kleenex for my mind’s eye weeps profusely! What is that on his waist….second thought I don’t really wanna know.
It’s an inoperable hernia.
she probably didn’t know WHAT he looked like… and she’s probably so glad the police got to him. NASTY.
I just wanted to come in and say EWWWWWWW!